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  • 1 very good Joke, the police pull over some boy for speeding, and tell them "I am waiting for u guys here all the day, blah blah". and u know what the boy said? he said "Oh well, we come as fast as possible".
    the police just cannot stpp laugh and finally let them go without any tickets
    • LOL. Good one.
      • thanks it is wknd, hope everyone have a smile
    • LOL. brokback everywhere?
    • another speeding joke. A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many.
      Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".

      The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change
      • smart!
    • should the police say i have been waiting instead?
      • maybe. i just write it by myself . cannot find the link
        • not bad, not bad
    • 甲女说:我现在要极小心的避免怀孕; 乙女觉得奇怪 ; 乙女说:避免怀孕??你先生不是才做过接扎手术吗? 甲女说:这就是我必需极小心的原因……
    • 两个日本人聊天,甲说,TMD地铁太挤了,上个月我老婆给挤的流产了。乙说:是啊,上个月我老婆都给挤的怀孕了
      • 都是你写的?去和字者做talk show算了
        • 都是转贴
      • :D
      • 11, LOL
      • 不可能,日本人那个地方太短
        • 您会用卡尺吗?
        • 说明确实很挤
    • 萝卜和怀孕 某日学校考试试题是《坏心萝卜和怀孕妇女的共同点》 结果只有三个学生及格,答案是:都是虫子惹的祸。 只有一个满分答案是:拔得太晚 !
      • LOL...
    • 一个笑话from我猜。一个男人到熟食店买大红肠,定好后说等一会儿回来拿。老板烤好后安惯例给他切成了片。他回来看到一包红肠片,大怒,“你干吗呀,你把人家的PJ当储钱罐啊”
      • 我看你迟早要被打入家猿!:)
        • 从来没有人当着我的面说过这类的笑话。所以这些‘笑话’贴在这里,我真有些不习惯。
          • 你感到自己的耳朵受到了强奸
      • What is PJ?
        Pi Yan ?
        • the 我猜 joke i saw was a girl went to buy sausage. there are a lot similar jokes in this show, i like it.
          PJ here might be PY.
    • Oh well, I reply as fast as possible