本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛世界小姐眼中的各国男人性器官
Miss Universe's last Question
环球小姐最后一题
Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in
America are like gentlemen.
美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a
woman........
美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
（Applause! Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our
very own Bullfight or
Toro（Bull）
西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an
opening.
西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
Applause! Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in
our country are like gossip or rumors.
菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to
mouth.
菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
（Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!
Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ
in your Country?
问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran
are like thieves.
伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back
door.
伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India
are like labourers.
印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms India: Because it works day and night......
印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
（Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in
Malaysia are like Proton car.
马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton
牌轿车（马来西亚国产车）。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬（造型类似HONDA）其实很软（一撞就变形）。
（Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!
Applause!）
（鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male
organ in your country?
问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In
Singapore is very Kiasu （Afraid to lose）.
新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and
leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
Applause! Applause!
（鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌）
Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ
in your country?
问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China
are like a space plane.
中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
Question: How can you say so?
问：为什么呢？
Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within
few minutes........
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