A man was sitting in the bar at Felixstowe port. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. So he decides because she's at the port, she's probably an off-duty shipping Line Customer Service agent.

So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the shipping line she works for, thereby impressing her greatly.

He leans across to her and says the Hapag motto 'Better together ? '.

The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.

He leans forward again and delivers the Hanjin Line motto 'Your Choice, Your Success' .

Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.

Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the OOCL motto "We take it personally".

The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the f *ck do you want?'

'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face........ ' MAERSK LINE' .