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1 very good Joke, the police pull over some boy for speeding, and tell them "I am waiting for u guys here all the day, blah blah". and u know what the boy said? he said "Oh well, we come as fast as possible".

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the police just cannot stpp laugh and finally let them go without any tickets
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Last Updated: 2006-2-24
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  • 1 very good Joke, the police pull over some boy for speeding, and tell them "I am waiting for u guys here all the day, blah blah". and u know what the boy said? he said "Oh well, we come as fast as possible". -open(-close); 2006-2-24 {77} (#2141@30)
    the police just cannot stpp laugh and finally let them go without any tickets
    • LOL. Good one. -berg(伯格。冰山); 2006-2-24 (#2143@30)
      • thanks it is wknd, hope everyone have a smile -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2144@30)
    • LOL. brokback everywhere? -mildkiller(M.K.); 2006-2-24 (#2145@30)
    • another speeding joke. A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. -open(-close); 2006-2-24 {245} (#2146@30)
      Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD".

      The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign painted "TIPS" and a bucket of change
      • smart! -may2002beijing(不会游泳的鱼); 2006-3-12 (#2191@30)
    • should the police say i have been waiting instead? -tuantuan(givemeabreak); 2006-2-24 (#2147@30)
      • maybe. i just write it by myself . cannot find the link -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2148@30)
        • not bad, not bad -tuantuan(givemeabreak); 2006-2-24 (#2149@30)
    • 甲女说:我现在要极小心的避免怀孕; 乙女觉得奇怪 ; 乙女说:避免怀孕??你先生不是才做过接扎手术吗? 甲女说:这就是我必需极小心的原因…… -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2150@30)
    • 两个日本人聊天，甲说，TMD地铁太挤了，上个月我老婆给挤的流产了。乙说：是啊，上个月我老婆都给挤的怀孕了 -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2151@30)
      • 都是你写的?去和字者做talk show算了 -tuantuan(givemeabreak); 2006-2-24 (#2152@30)
        • 都是转贴 -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2153@30)
      • :D -wade(blank slate); 2006-2-24 (#2154@30)
      • 11, LOL -mildkiller(M.K.); 2006-2-24 (#2157@30)
      • 不可能，日本人那个地方太短 -calculator(计算器); 2006-2-24 (#2162@30)
        • 您会用卡尺吗？ -bio-robot(bio-robot); 2006-3-27 (#2219@30)
        • 说明确实很挤 -ycdiichy(just do it); 2006-4-10 (#2229@30)
    • 萝卜和怀孕 某日学校考试试题是《坏心萝卜和怀孕妇女的共同点》 结果只有三个学生及格，答案是：都是虫子惹的祸。 只有一个满分答案是：拔得太晚 ! -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2156@30)
      • LOL... -berg(伯格。冰山); 2006-2-24 (#2158@30)
    • 一个笑话from我猜。一个男人到熟食店买大红肠，定好后说等一会儿回来拿。老板烤好后安惯例给他切成了片。他回来看到一包红肠片，大怒，“你干吗呀，你把人家的PJ当储钱罐啊” -open(-close); 2006-2-24 (#2159@30)
      • 我看你迟早要被打入家猿！:) -maple88(枫叶); 2006-2-24 (#2160@30)
        • 从来没有人当着我的面说过这类的笑话。所以这些‘笑话’贴在这里，我真有些不习惯。 -lilyba(sunshine 阳光灿烂); 2006-2-24 (#2161@30)
          • 你感到自己的耳朵受到了强奸 -calculator(计算器); 2006-2-24 (#2163@30)
      • What is PJ? -6up(昵称); 2006-2-24 {8} (#2164@30)
        Pi Yan ?
        • the 我猜 joke i saw was a girl went to buy sausage. there are a lot similar jokes in this show, i like it. -marcelo(marcelo); 2006-3-27 {20} (#2220@30)
          PJ here might be PY.
    • Oh well, I reply as fast as possible -ejan(ejan); 2006-5-10 (#2265@30)

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