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转载:世界小姐眼中的各国男人性器官

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世界小姐眼中的各国男人性器官


Miss Universe's last Question

环球小姐最后一题

Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male

organ in your country?


问:美国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in

America are like gentlemen.

美国小姐:美国的男性器官象绅士。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a

woman........

美国小姐:因为只要一看到女士,他们就会起立……

(Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ

in your country?

问:西班牙小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our

very own Bullfight or

Toro(Bull)

西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an

opening.

西班牙小姐:因为只要看到有洞就会出击。

Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male

organ in your country?

问:菲律宾小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in

our country are like gossip or rumors.

菲律宾小姐:菲律宾的男性器官象流言。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to

mouth.

菲律宾小姐:因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。

(Applause! Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause!

Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)


Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ

in your Country?

问:伊朗小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran

are like thieves.

伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官象贼。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back

door.

伊朗小姐:因为他们总爱走后门。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!

Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ

in your country?

问:印度小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India

are like labourers.

印度小姐:印度的男性器官象劳力。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms India: Because it works day and night......

印度小姐:因为日夜劳“做”。

(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Applause! Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male

organ in your country?

问:马来西亚小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in

Malaysia are like Proton car.

马来西亚小姐:马来西亚的男性器官象Proton

牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.


马来西亚小姐:看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。

(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause!

Applause!)

(鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male

organ in your country?

问:新加坡小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In

Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).

新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕输。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and

leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

新加坡小姐:总是冲进场,提前15分钟出场。

Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!

Applause! Applause!

(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)

Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ

in your country?

问:中国小姐,请形容贵国男性的性器官。

Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China

are like a space plane.

中国小姐:中国的男性器官象航天飞机。

Question: How can you say so?

问:为什么呢?

Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within

few minutes........

中国小姐:虽然不大,但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端…
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