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you are pretty good at joking around.

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  • 为女友亲手洗内衣底裤算不算当今最能体现对女友体贴爱恋的表现?(首先声明:不是我.)还有那些表现算?
    • you would have to buy her some nice ones, not to wash them. :)
      • if no money.
        • she does not need you as her babysitter, right?
        • then go out to find a job to make some money, who wants to live with a guy with no money?
          • 真市侩,君自傲身无分文可天涯就愿意。
            • if you could not even make living, taking care of yourself, how would that be possible that you might take care of her?
              • right, be realistic
              • ihave money, do you like me?
    • 帮着洗澡,洗头,洗屁屁,无微不至,那才叫体贴。
      • 难言之隐,一洗了之
      • 洗澡不错---鸳鸯浴呗!;洗头---好办!洗PP---难度大了点,受地形限制,施展不开呀!
        • 有这心就可以了:没有条件创造条件也要洗。世上无难事,只怕有心人。
          • you are pretty good at joking around.
          • 看来您老人家决心信心都挺大的
            • because the thing he would like to do for her is almost nothing.
    • 洗一次两次谁都能做到,洗一辈子才能体现。
      • 您也太猛了吧?要人家手洗一悲子裤衩呀?
    • when she feels low or blue, cheer her up; try to understand her more, do not blame or complain.
      • everyone know it,but how to do?
        • if you care about her, for sure you will have all kinds of ways to please her.
    • 渴的时候会主动递茶送水;犯错了能老实写检讨书;被罚的时候,呵呵,愿意舔脚趾头。。。
      • robot? not a man at all.
        • u are willing to do that if u really love her...
          • How about to earn a roof over her head, put the food on the table for the kids...take her out for a romantic dinner or weekend, go on an enjoyable trip ... have some fun together, not those kinds of stupid stuff.
      • 不错!不过应该允许从"舔脚趾头"或"跪搓板"中任选一项来受罚.
        • 那脚趾头我是怎么也舔不下去的.
          • 说明你还不够爱。。。
            • 再爱也不能不讲卫生呀!
              • 谁让你不讲卫生呢?处理干净以后!
                • 您还挺专业的
                  • 没办法,有洁癖是这样子了
        • 脚趾头脏吗?其实很可爱呀,穿在鞋里不接触外界病毒,只要没有香港脚。洗了澡干干净净香喷喷,忍不住咬一口。
    • 更进一不,可以绑起来用鞭子抽,用蜡烛烫
      • 天涯 was scared away by you?
      • 这指能是对一些有特殊爱好人士
      • 可以考验一下是否会打911咯
        • 跑题了啊!咱们说的是:最能体现对女友体贴爱恋的表现
    • 此地无银
      • lol ,我革命这么多年,出生入死,还能干这事?
        • 可还没忽悠到老婆,所以这是其中原因。。。
        • 何必谦虚
          • 俺家有洗衣机呢.
            • 错了,洗衣机不应该用于洗underwear,交叉感染!
              • 看来肉联里就您最疼女友,啥都考虑到了.
                • 错了,我是被疼的那个,呵呵。。。
                  • OMG!
    • 喂她吃饭,不吃就扁,吃得慢也扁
      • lol