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Joke: A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex...

The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

The husband says, "OK if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

(#2008@4096)
Last Updated: 2015-12-24
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  • Merry Christmas & Happy new year! -arfeifei(); 2015-12-24 {348} (#2008@4096) +1

    Joke: A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex...

    The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

    The husband says, "OK if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

    • IT people before going to vacation -arfeifei(); 2015-12-24 {51} (#2009@4096)

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