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  • Jokes （viewer discretion is advised ） -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 {954} (#23538@30)
    Dirty Jokes

    Q: How does a Pathan find a goat in tall grass?
    A: Very satisfying.

    Q: Why did the Pathan farmer take his sheep to the edge of the cliff?
    A: They push harder that way.

    Pathan couples went together for a honeymoon. They exchanged partners on the 2nd night. After 4 hrs, one couple got tired and said, "Let's go and check what the ladies are doing?
    Lady: Do you use condoms for contraception?
    Pathan's wife: Pathans don't need any contraceptives bcoz they attack from the back side.
    Lady: But I once saw your hubby buying condoms!
    Pathan's wife: Oh! That is to keep the dick clean.

    Teacher: What came 1st, Sun or Moon?
    Pathan: Obviously Moon.
    Teacher: Why?
    Pathan: If you have Honey'MOON' only then 'SON' would be born!


    The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"
    • 那个好心人给翻成中文？looooooooooooooooooooooooooool -fang_yi2000(齐二郎 吹泡泡); 2016-1-28 (#23539@30)
      • 啦啦，有人找！ -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23540@30)
        • 解释笑话还是武兄行家。：） -fang_yi2000(齐二郎 吹泡泡); 2016-1-28 (#23541@30)
          • 第一个没看懂。 -madog(武疯子); 2016-1-28 (#23544@30)
            • 多好！不像二狼，已经没有了纯洁的心。 -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23546@30)
              • 我也没懂。。。琢磨着。。。 -fang_yi2000(齐二郎 吹泡泡); 2016-1-28 {77} (#23547@30)
                Google translate:
                Q:如何做一个帕坦人发现在高高的草丛中一只山羊
                A:非常满意。
                • Tips -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 {18} (#23548@30)
                  高高的毛毛草。。。
                  • 胡子？吃羊肉？满意？LOL -fang_yi2000(齐二郎 吹泡泡); 2016-1-28 (#23551@30)
                • 题目明明是：一个帕坦人是怎么在高高的草丛找到一只山羊的？ -kakaka(小胖子); 2016-1-28 (#23549@30)
                  • 山羊? -fang_yi2000(齐二郎 吹泡泡); 2016-1-28 (#23552@30)
            • 刚开始我也没看懂，后来想明白了。可能是 typo, should be satisfied? -renjl0810(Virtual Void); 2016-1-28 (#23556@30)
              • 即便按Satisfied 去理解，还是看不懂 -madog(武疯子); 2016-1-28 (#23557@30)
    • don't know what a Pathan is. -kakaka(小胖子); 2016-1-28 (#23542@30)
      • 连接省略 -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23543@30)
        • lol. at first i thought it's a panther that finds a goat. then ... -kakaka(小胖子); 2016-1-28 (#23545@30)
    • 不懂 据说都是黄段子 往下面引 就懂了？ -facenorthface(小北); 2016-1-28 (#23550@30)
      • 好好学英语 -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23553@30)
        • 楼上的英语也都不好？ -facenorthface(小北); 2016-1-28 (#23554@30)
          • 可能啊，他们脸皮儿薄，太害羞啦。 -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23555@30)
            • 嘿我个暴脾气 我就厚了 -facenorthface(小北); 2016-1-28 (#23558@30)
    • HA HA HA HA It landed in a place where the webmaster thinks it should belong to. There are different interpretations on English learning of course. -redneck(Cracker); 2016-1-28 (#23559@30)
    • 哇，这么多熟人，借头借路窜过来。。。。。。 -minitoy(小小); 2016-1-28 (#23561@30)

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