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  • 今天走在路上,一个姑娘走过来,嘀嘀咕咕了几句,我也不知道她在说什么,我忽然想起段友们说过,听不懂就去开房。我拉着姑娘就往宾馆跑,一翻云雨过后醒来时我已经在公安局里了,只听警察说:
    人家一外国姑娘问个路看把你得瑟得,我们要在晚一步,就你这小身板能抵得住那外国娘们!!!
    • Her best feature.... ♡*:.。.٩(๑>ω<๑)۶ .。.:*♡
      本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛A teenage boy was delivering papers to an apartment house. While there, a stunning young woman came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing only a robe. The boy smiled at the young woman and she started up a conversation with him. As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact.
      After a few minutes of flirting, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
      He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?"
      Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It has to be your ears."
      Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are a full 38 inches and 100 percent natural. I work out every day and my ass is firm and solid. I have a 28 inch waist. Look at my skin, not a blemish anywhere. How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
      Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming...that was me."更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 赚到啦 +1
      • 好安静啊~~~
        • 那边好无趣...
          • 系!(●˘◡˘●)
    • 老婆:老公快回来,老娘给你买了健身器材! 老公:什么器材啊,浪费钱! 老婆:12个才五十多块钱! +1
      • 什么器材啊??? +1
        • 套:)
          • 哦 ...
    • 昨晚,上床前女友挑事和我吵了一架,竟然说了狠话:“我以后不认识你!”这给我气的,不认识就不认识!转身睡觉,半夜,女友主动挑逗,说:“傻样!不认识的人多刺激啊!”我:“……”
      • 经验啊
    • 天龙八部里的段王爷为什么撩妹那么厉害?那么多女的对他死心塌地,女儿都那么漂亮! 普通回复:毕竟王爷,出身太高贵,自然好撩妹。 神回复:你以为大理段氏一阳指只是打架用的?
    • 昨天看到一哥们在买护膝,我问他,你要去打球,还是去骑车啊?这货丢了一句让我苦想了半天才明白的话。他说:床上的席子太硬了。