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  • Five Reasons Not to Be a Penis: -sr-71(Blackbird); 2006-10-3 {207} (#2810@30)
    1. You’re bald your whole life.

    2. You have a hole in your head.

    3. Your neighbors are nuts.Five

    4. The guy behind you is an asshole.

    5. Every time you get excited, you throw up and then faint.
    • Five Reasons not to be a cat -berg(伯格。山); 2006-10-3 {284} (#2812@30)
      1. You're don't even have a head.
      2. You are a hole yourself.
      3. You don't have many neighbors and very lonely.
      4. The closet person to you is an asshole
      5. Everytime you get really excited, you have someone throws up on you, who then faints, doesn't bother to clean you up...

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